Thursday, March 17, 2011

random questons

today i wll be asking random questons that have nothing to do with me.

why a spoon why not an axe?

why does danyel eat peanuts when he's scared?

why does Cartmen hate jews?

why do people wheir paints?

why are we at war?

whow long till cristmass?

3 comments:

  1. 1)to quote the Sheriff of Nottingham, "cause its dull you twit! It'll hurt more!"

    2)haven't the foggiest idea, old chap

    3)you tell me

    5)political leaders crave death

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  2. 1. why don't YOU try eating ice cream with an axe!
    2. the same reason that sally licks doorknobs every time someone says "triskadekaphobia".
    3. 'cause he's a dirty, evil, jew-hatin' bastardo!... that's why people like him, i guess...
    4. because they are saving their kilts for special occasions.
    5. it all comes down to world leaders' betting debts.
    6. christmas can happen every day for those who are kind... and who are large with white beards... scene-stealers.

    now, i have a question for you:
    what is the difference between lord semaj and asparagus?

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  3. 1--- An axe would be hard to put in my cereal bowl
    2--- Cause he hates you

    3--- He's jellous... duhh

    4--- Why do you spell "Wear" wrong?

    5--- Preps.... they're to blame for everything

    6--- Why must you ask me these st00pid questions

    7--- and Franki... there is no difference.

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