things thatare on my list of reveng

1)doors
2)screen doors
3)preps
4)tables
5)deskes
6)clothing stores

owning a hot air baloon

one day i wondered what would i do with a hot air baloon so heres my ansers:
1 drop hevey objects on people
2 yell opsinitys at people
3atempt to get down
4 form my own cuntry of balooners
so what would you do with a hot air baloon?

mega mind queston

in the move mega mind the super veiln deffets the super hero and since the vielins life was senterd around tyring to kill this hero he feels empty inside long story short he falls in love whith the super heros girl friend turns good to deffet a evil he created, and he is prased for it. so here comes my queston what super vielen or just vielon would you like to see win and what would he or she do after he or she won.

We got him woop.

wellwe got osama and i find that people will find that the deithof this creatur will only make people our enemy. and it will be a long wile till our boy will be able to come back home.and who says that some one more eviel to tack his place as the talaban leader.
this is my cold dous of reality from dave the monster hunter

easter is over

i am a cathlic so durring the easter season i give some thig up for lint lets just say i amhappy that east has arived now i have to what for pinacost.

things you never whant to hear from your sergen

1) good evening i am dave monster hunter and i will be your sergen
2) my ticker is in your ticker
3)sering, pliyers, jackhammer
4) if this is you pacemaker what did i put in your chest
5)know witch ones the heart
6)congrats you are my first pacent
7)know where did i leave my scalpul

whats happening

in moves and vidio games there are theys realy anoying night time fights and it seem that the director has a problem with seading some light on this fight. so thruogh out this fight i wonder who the person is fighting. so readers do you have a pet peave with a move efect if so tell me in the coments

spliceing

plicing is when you ater your DNA in order to obtain an animals adaption. so i thought to my self what kind of adaption whould i wont so i thought of owl neck because owls can turn there necks 360 degrees that way i can look where i am going when walking dackwards. also to do that head turning thing in the exersist. so reader what sort of adaption would you wont.

the wast endings ever

i hate when books, a vedio game, or a movie ends in acliff haner first i have a veary short atention spain and it taks the directer to finaly get it published so by that time i have totaly forgot the caricters or why there doing what they do. so if the is a hollywood directer reading this one i am a good actor, and two dont put in cliff hangers!

things i have leard about Weird al

1)he lives in an omish paridice

2)he hates wasting food

3)if he is coming your way give him plenty of space

4)he is white and nerdy

my random questones ansres

1)its doller you twit it will hert more
2)he just can not ecept the is week
3)it hellps to ome his nerves
4)because it is fun
5)when it is desemer 25 du

random questons

today i wll be asking random questons that have nothing to do with me.

why a spoon why not an axe?

why does danyel eat peanuts when he's scared?

why does Cartmen hate jews?

why do people wheir paints?

why are we at war?

whow long till cristmass?

random T-shirt month (day 30)

today is the last day of random T-shirt month and i saved the best phrase for last it is "DAVE THE HAND!!!"

random T-shirt month (day 29)

today phrase is "zombie uncle sam saise i whont you for your brain

Random T-shirt month (day 25)

todays phrase is "would you kill for a quondic bar "

random T-shirt month (day 24)

todays phrase is "to get rid of unsightly zombies use sharp objects and fire"

Random T-shirt month (day 23)

todays phrase is"you tailking to me you tailking to me if so repeat that"

Random T-shirt month (day 22)

todays phrase is "lets play whats tht gender whith justen beaber

Random T-shirt month (day 19)

todays phrase is "banana monkey"

random T-shirt month (day 18)

todays phrase is "i am the all nowing trash heap"

random T-shirt month (day 17)

todays phrase is "insaalts for dewves
1) beardless
2) skin chin
3)shaver lover"

random T-shirt month (day 16)

todays phrase is "thats inposibal that shirt boes not go with those paints".

random T-shirt month (day 15)

today's phrase is "you want a peace of my pie or not "

random T-shirt month (day 11)

tdays phrase is "holly crap it's godzila and he is in the mood"

random T-shirt month (day 10)

todays phrase is "I wasn frozen today"

random T-shirt month (day 9)

i am skiping days 6- 8 becase i was not on that days .  Todays phrase is "this is no time to eat peanuts."

random T-shirt month (day 5)

today's phrase is "when in dout run like an idiot".

random T-shirt month (day 4)

todays phrase is "there's your problem"

random T-shirt month (day 3)

todays phrase is " battle cries

1) hoehoe

2) sponge cake

3) cream filled banana mufins

Random T-shirt Month (day 2)

okay readers of my blog I will probibly won't have enough phrases for 30 days so leave some phrases in the comments. today's phrase is I know it
i'm sarounded by assholes.

random T-shirt month (day 1) :)

this month I will be putting phrases that should be on T-shirt or are already are. todays phrase is were her for your daughter Chuk

valintins:(

I hate valintins day because of the hole thing is misinterprited the holiday is not about love it is about hope. See when the cathlics where being killed for their faith thay were given a card by a man named valintin. this man would give this people who are about to bie a pice of hope.

bad news:(

my grand mother has died and right now i need an outlet to get ride of this unwanted emotions that is all.

I did it!!!

Ihave made a blog and will update at random times